The final hurdle

Yup. Now I've done all that I can do at work i.e.

1. Work
2. Not work
3. Take off repeatedly to the extent where I think I ought to be fired.
4. Take off still.
5. Pretend to work
6. Smoke on the ledge outside, on the 29th floor. At the very edge.
7. Drink at my cubicle (today)
8. Smoke and drink on the ledge outside.

It's all done. Everything except weed. Weed is the final hurdle. Cmon, boys, girls and my friends, give me weed.

Not to worry, one way or another, I'm gonna get you.

P.S. I'm quite high right now, after half a bottle of Sri Lankan Coconut Arrack courtesy of Lakshan. Consumed comfortably at my cubicle and his and during a conference call with a company in America. It's all good; too good to be true.

P.P.S If you have weed, contact me. Now