If you had to make Sunday night less of a drag, you would...

a) watch a movie
b) play pool
3) make such lists
d) make such lists but with the right numbering
e) hit yourself with a wooden stick
f) eat till you pass out ...and then go for e) when you do wake up
g) let your imagination run wild while you stay asleep in bed
h) smoke till you choke
i) have fantastic dreams about Monday being misspelt as Sunday the world over
j) discover that you're a dyslexic insomniacal atheist by staying awake all night wondering if there is a dog

Don't call me. I'll call you.